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Bubba and Lulu
This is the completed Story Game of "Bubba and Lulu" that you all did an outstanding job in authoring.
Bubba and Lulu have been together for many years and Bubba is starting to break earth shattering wind by the day to Lulu's distaste. After incessant insisting from Lulu, that he see a doctor about it, Bubba reluctantly sat on the examination table waiting to hear the results. The doctor turned to Bubba, shook his head and said, "Can you tell me when you are most likely to have these spells?"
Bubba replied, "Oh doc, I really am ashamed to say when. I don't want to tell and I am leaving." Out the door he went, and headed for his hideaway.
Lulu smiled to herself as Bubba thought she did not know where his hideaway was. Off she went to find him. He was, of course, in the bakery down the street ordering up one of those cakes he loved! Next he decided to order a half dozen cupcakes to go, knowing how much LuLu loved them. He was torn between the Red Velvet Cupcakes or Lemon. Finally he decided to get some little portions of each kind of cake and eat all of them and bring Lulu some flowers, but unfortunately he decided to go for the Lemon!
Then he walked out with Lulu following close behind wearing a gas mask! Perhaps now they could go to an open-air cafe and thoroughly vent the situation before going to the the gym to burn off all those calories they enjoyed from those huge cream cakes they just ate at the cafe. Then they entered the sauna after their strenuous workout. While sitting there Bubba got the overwhelming urge to toot, but knew that there were people around.
Lulu noticed his face getting purple from holding his breath and she cried for help but it seems no one is paying them any mind so she rushed him to the hospital emergency room. They proceeded to take Bubba to the operating room for surgery where they did a colonoscopy and saw the reason why he was breaking earth shattering wind. The doctor informed Bubba that he was lactose intolerant. Bubba was also told what foods he could no longer eat, and at the top of the list was baked goods.
Bubba didn't like the idea of not having his baked goods, and he figured that he could spurge now and then. Lulu will just have to deal with the gas as she's always done, after all what's a little gas between a husband and wife?
Contributing authors (In order of appearance):
Steve of Stevebethere
Mike of A Five Minute Vacation
DrillerAA09 of Driller's Place
Lydia of On The Verge
Jim of Jim's Little Blog
Jean of Life in My Happy Place
Judy Haughton-James of Judy H-J's Thoughts
Empress Bee of Muffin53
Barb of TheDailyGs
Marg of Margs Pets
Stephen Hayes of The Chubby Chatterbox
Chinmay of Our Funarena!
Grace of Dragon's Alley
Ron Russell of TOTUS: Conservative Political Commentary
William K Wallace of London Is Cool
Ann of Ann's Snap Edit & Scrap
Ivanhoe of From Ohio with Love
Rocks of Rocks Daily
Merlmd of Life, Day by Day
A great big THANK YOU to everyone that contributed to the Story Game. You are all awesome!
Sunday Secrets
Jordan Peele Okay with Missing SNL Shot
Pop culture webzine Assignment X interviewed the latter half of the venerable sketch duo Key & Peele earlier this week, touching on topics from what makes edgy sketch comedy work ("you can't pick on the victims") to Peele's missed chance at lending his stellar Obama impersonation to SNL:
"I had some good friends over there, and a great meeting with [executive producer] Lorne [Michaels] and they asked me to do it, but I couldn’t go for contractual reasons [with MADtv] … It was such a shame, SNL is one of my favorite shows of all time. I was inconsolable for a couple of years and [Key & Peele] happened. Everything happens for a reason, now we have our own show and couldn’t be happier."
Doesn't that actually mean that everything doesn't happen for a reason? Because I haven't been asked to join the Harlem Globetrotters yet and am hoping that means I will one day find a money tree (Don't act like you haven't thought the same thing.)
An all-new Key & Peele airs next Tuesday at 10:30/9:30c.
Futurama Fanarama: Planet Express Crew as Hellboy's B.P.R.D
A certain shiny, metal-assed robot and the son of Satan have a great deal in common. Both Hellboy and Bender love drinking and smoking cigars, are virtually indestructible and neither would flinch at the thought of punching a monkey holding a pistol. Back in 2008, Futurama animator David Au amalgamated the Futurama and Hellboy universes for a Free Comic Book Day issue of Hellboy. We just stumbled onto it now and thought you'd enjoy it as well.
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[via Reddit]
David Au also created an awesome Futurama/Star Wars mash-up we featured many moons ago. How many of the Hellboy characters can you name? Leave your answer in the comments.
After the jump, I've created a little Futurama/Hellboy quote quiz.
Who said it, Bender or Hellboy?
1.) "Don't mess with me, lady. I've been drinking with skeletons."
2.) "I was God once."
3.) "I like drinking and smoking and kittens."
ANSWERS — A.) Hellboy, B.) Bender, C.) Both of them, probably.
The Rejection Show Comes to Comedy Central's Corporate Retreat
We all face rejection. I can't tell you how many times I've heard the words, "I think we should just be friends." My parents can be so cruel. But sometimes great things come from rejection, like Jon Friedman's Rejection Show, which features comedians sharing their own rejected works.
This Monday at 8pm, you can see The Rejection Show for yourself as Jon brings a special pilot season edition of the show to the latest Comedy Central Corporate Retreat at the East Village UCB Theater. Guests will include Max Silvestri, Jessi Klein, Jordan Carlos, Noah Garfinkel, Stuckey & Murray and Jonathan Gabrus. Click here for tickets.
In the meantime, here's Jon Friedman reading some rejected monologue jokes he wrote for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:
Rachel Feinstein's Guide to Handling Cat Callers
I always wondered why they called it "cat calling" until I decided to try it on my cat. I yelled at him, "Nice butt! Back that juicy butt up for me, Roger!" and he responded by putting his butt in my face while I was trying to watch No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain. SUCCESS!
Cat calling women on the other hand just annoys them. Rachel Feinstein created this video helping women fend off cat callers…
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